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Introducing the Vegas Dress — Tassles and all….

February 9, 2010

So Nike has inspired me….

Looking through some color cards of fabric, I ran across a “Vegas Gold”.  Boy is it sweet.  Reminds me of the gold lame from Solid Gold (loved that show).  And I thought, maybe Nike is on to something.  We could design our own “lingerie” inspired dress — Vegas style.

This is the part of the blog, where if I worked for a big corporation the entire 10th floor (where the legal dept was housed) would be frantically running to my office.  PLEASE DO NOT TYPE ANYMORE… PLEASE WE WILL GIVE YOU ANYTHING!!!!  But alas, I don’t work for a big corporation, so here I go…

Disclaimer:  Buzzkill, please turn off your computer now…. (I can acutally see the sweat begining to form)

So let’s combine all 3 of Nike’s dresses:  Sharapova, Venus and Serena — smoking jacket, commando & deep vneck and thigh high boots.  Add a few of our own adornments — 2 tassels and the gold lame.  the tagline would be “if you can’t beat them, distract them.”

Just imagine walking onto those country club courts.  It could actually help the game of tennis — I can think of quite a few people that would start taking up the sport when they see this dress.  The mixed double events at the club would be sold out in seconds.

I could go on with the jokes, but I see Buzzkill in my driveway — wait, what is she wearing?  did I miss naked work day?

Smashing© and©, 2010.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. February 9, 2010 7:33 am

    Just count your blessings that there’s a blizzard and I’m not leaving the house today! lol Personally – I think a whole Madonna ’80’s theme might be another direction to go!

  2. tenniswall permalink
    February 9, 2010 7:39 am

    btw, we still have league today, come rain, sleet, snow, dead of night — so u may have to hop on that bike and come over 🙂

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